Gord Tep’s Top 15 All-Time Movies

September 10th, 2009 by Gord Tep

10. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988 – 1 hour, 50 minutes)

Logline: Nice guys finish last. Meet the winners.

Favorite Character: Freddy Benson

Favorite Scene: Freddy Benson trying to remember Lawrence Jamieson’s name in jail

Favorite Quote: “May I go to the bathroom?”

9. Rocky (1976 – 1 hour, 59 minutes)

Logline: You have a ringside seat for the bloodiest bicentennial in history!

Favorite Character: Paulie

Favorite Scene: When Mickey tells Rocky breaking legs for a loan shark is a “waste of life!”

Favorite Quote: “You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder!”

8. Major League (1989 – 1 hour, 37 minutes)

Logline: When these three oddballs try to play hardball, the result is totally screwball.

Favorite Character: Lou Brown

Favorite Scene: Rick Vaughn fighting with Roger Dorn in the locker room

Favorite Quote: “Suck my dick.”

7. Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993 – 1 hour, 34 minutes)

Logline: n/a

Favorite Character: Larry Lipton

Favorite Scene: When Larry wakes up in the middle of the night after dreaming about ring card girls

Favorite Quote: “Claustrophia and a dead body – this is a neurotic’s jackpot!”

6. Back to School (1986 – 1 hour, 36 minutes)

Logline: Registration starts Friday, June 13, at theaters everywhere.

Favorite Character: Thornton Melon

Favorite Scene: Professor Turgeson!

Favorite Quote: “Why don’t you call me sometime when you have no class.”

5. Office Space (1999 – 1 hour, 29 minutes)

Logline: Work Sucks.

Favorite Character: Michael Bolton

Favorite Scene: Joanna quits her job at Chotchkies

Favorite Quote: “We get caught laundering money… We’re going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.”